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I am 84% Insane

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I got this from :iconflutteringsoul:


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

So far:  4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

So far: 9

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less. 
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

So far: 11

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. 
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. 

So far: 15

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Getting ready for a date)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

So far: 20

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

So far: 24

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. 
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. 

Total: 28

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane"
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Thank you to everyone who has helped me so far! I'm still taking request and I now have a list I am working on. Here's what I have so far:

Kyo x Neko!Reader (Fruits Basket) for Japnesefangirl (not yet written)
Sayaka Maizono x Male!Reader (Danganronpa) for ColressLawliet (needs research)
Fang x Reader (Maximum Ride) for maximunflyer534 (not yet written)
Sebastian x Reader (Black Butler) for psychovampire11 and aj123456123456 Featured By Owner(complete)
Maximilien X Reader (Le Chevalier D'Eon) for SciFiBeatlesGleek (needs research)
Mishakuji Yukari x Minami Kousaka (K: Missing Kings) for Minami-Kousaka (needs research)
Mishakuji Yukari x Reader (K: Missing Kings) for Minami-Kousaka (needs research)
Alois x Reader (Black Butler) for Savie02 and ErikaGlassred (not yet written)
Grell x Reader (Black Butler) for Rirock2000 (not yet written)
Ticci Toby x Reader (Creepypasta) for Swiftkill2000Xboxliv (complete and uploaded)
Tavros x Reader (Homestuck) for Swiftkill2000Xboxliv (needs research)
Ciel x Reader (Black Butler) for myst29 (not yet written)
Himuro x Reader (Kuroko No Basuke) for bookwormangel33 (needs research)
Daichi x Reader (Haikyuu) for bookwormangel33 (needs research)
Mio Akiyama X Lefthanded Reader (K-ON!) for Kagamicchii (needs research)
Claude x Reader (Black Butler) for Beky-the-cat (not yet written)
Natsu Dragneel x Reader (Fairy Tail) for Ari-Ari-Aria (not yet written)
Matt x Reader x Mello (Death Note) for lovepillcats (not yet written)
Sting Eucliffe x Reader (Fairy Tail) for aj123456123456 (not yet written)
Nightwing/Dick Grayson x Reader for aj123456123456 (not yet written)
Toshiro x Reader for aj123456123456 (not yet written)

As you can see it's quite the list. And I'm working about 10 hrs a day, 6 days a week. So I really appreciate the patience. I'll try my best to be efficient but with that being said I value quality over all. I will try to come back and update the status of stories and add request as I get them. So I you're wondering about you request check here first!
Thanks for reading! If you sneezed during this journal, bless you! Peace off! (Tobuscus reference lol
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    I love writing, especially reader inserts. The only thing is I've been lacking inspiration. So I guess I'm open for taking requests. :D (Big Grin) I can do a variety of characters, situations, and details. You can either message me or leave a comment below letting me know who/what you would like to see. If you ask for an OC story please give me details or some reference links regarding your character. I prefer to create one-shots but I may consider sequels upon popular requests. I may be writing multiple stories at once so please be patient with me. I will try to complete requests in a timely manner but I will work without a deadline. Below are some options I either have knowledge on or can do with a little research. This isn't a limitation of requests just some stronger points I may have.

Topics:
Anime (such as Black Butler, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club)
Books (Too many to list out)
Cartoons (Adventure Time, Generator Rex, TMNT, and too many others to list)
Comicverse (DC and Marvel characters only please)
Creepypasta (Please include the character's creator if you can. For example Marble Hornets own Masky and Hoodie.)
Movies (Please note that I am not a movie buff so the amount of characters I can write about may be slim.)

Rules:
I do not wish to write lemons, therefore those request will be denied. (I will do kissing scenes and hint towards things if requested.)
Yuri/yaoi are not my strong points so I wish to avoid writing them. (Never stops me from reading them. lol)
I reserve the right to deny request for any fair reason. (I won't say no without a legitimate reason.)

 *If you have any questions about any of this please don't hesitate to leave a comment or message me!*
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  • by quizzes, Feb 23, 2005, 7:32:59 PM
  • Literature / Prose / Non-Fiction / General Non-Fiction
    THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
    1. M&M
    2. Emmy
    3. Kitty

    THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
    1. Miss Fireheart
    2. Tinkerfish
    3. Aya Fireheart

    THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
    1. Texted my crush/friend (friend zone grr)
    2. Posted something to DA
    3. Been yelled at stupidly by my parents

    THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
    1. Um...
    2. Yeah
    3. Can I come back to this?

    THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
    1. I can't find anything I like about myself.
    2. I can't get along with most people.
    3. I'm not able to live on my own yet.

    THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
    1. Irish
    2. Native American
    3. Polish

    THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
    1. Water
    2. Slow Death
    3. Bugs

    THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
    1. Yoga pants
    2. Doctor Who socks
    3. The best time to wear a striped sweater is- *cough* Sorry. A dark blue and white striped sweater

    THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
    1. Wallet
    2. Keys
    3. Phone

    THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
    1. My cat (does he count as an object?)
    2. Patches (my stuffed animal I've had since forever)
    3. Laptop

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
    1. Three Days Grace (my all time favorite)
    2. Three Doors Down
    3. Seether

    THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
    1. Smile
    2. Phone a friend
    3. Internet MEMES!!!

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
    1. Weak by Seether
    2. One step Closer to the Edge by Linkin Park
    3. Life Starts Now by Three Days Grace

    THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
    1. Living with a roommate
    2. Being a security guard
    3. Dating again

    THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
    1. Dating my ex
    2. Getting back together with my ex
    3. Talking about my ex XD

    THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
    1. Happiness
    2. Trust
    3. Love

    THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
    1. Life (I stopped a school shooting)
    2. Protection (for my others and the earth)
    3. My perspective (everyone is different, that should be celebrated)

    TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
    1. I love black cats.
    2. I am afraid of water.
    3. One of the above is a lie. That is the truth (... or is it? ;) )

    THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
    1. Dark hair
    2. Can pick me up (I like being held or carried *shrugs*)
    3. Geek clothing (comic book, anime, etc.)

    THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
    1. Mature (when he wants/needs to be)
    2. Childish almost, likes having fun (sense of humor)
    3. Stability (I can't deal with someone else being depressed all the time and be expected to cope with my depression as well)

    THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
    1. Have sex before marriage (it's just be beaten into my all my life that I can't at this point) 
    2. Swim without panicking
    3. Ever hear the name David without getting pissy or irritated (my ex's name >:l)

    THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
    1. Being carefree
    2. Being innocent
    3. Being close to my older cousin

    THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
    1. A scanner
    2. Another kitty :3
    3. Paid tuition to UCM

    THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
    1. Life happened
    2. I refuse to change who I am
    3. My friends :D

    THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
    1. Fanfiction XD
    2. Watching Cartoons
    3. Making some form of what could be called art

    THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
    1. Kiss someone
    2. Run around
    3. Hang out with my two best friends (curse you midnight...)

    THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
    1. Law enforcement
    2. Security (of some sort)
    3. Graphic Design

    THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
    1. California
    2. London, UK
    3. Florida

    THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
    1. Raphael (Ninja Turtles)
    2. Daggett (Angry Beavers)
    3. G.I.R. (Invader Zim)

    THREE BOY’S NAMES:
    1. Blake
    2. Spike
    3. Salem

    THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
    1. Ember
    2. Rose
    3. Yuki

    THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
    1. Go to a Three Days Grace and maybe meet the band
    2. Visit London
    3. Adopt more animals!!!!!

    THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ OR DIE PAINFULLY
    1. The first person to read this.
    2. The first person to comment.
    3. Whoever wants to cause it's fun!

    This quiz was taken from quizzes.deviantart.com
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Hey I'm back!

1 min read

I don't know if anyone really noticed but I've been gone from DA for a little while. I was having trouble with my computer after it was infected by a virus. I think it came from a program called WeGame that I tried downloading off the interwebs. I wanted a program to record my screenplay during my Let's Play videos. The program quickly backfired and I tried removing it from my computer. It didn't work but today I managed to stumble upon the hidden corrupted files and delete them for good. YAY! That's the last time I randomly click the download button on programs before seeing if they're legit. You'd think I'd be smarter than that but at least I've learned. But I'm so excited I finally can get back on DA and have fun with all you lovely people. ^^

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